186 – Things that go bump in the night
They were just eating with their hands (covered with saliva), so from her point of view they’re basically making out.
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Transcript
Blonde Haliyan: (Sorry ladies, I'll take him all for myself with my plan! heh heh)
Keith: Where's the- oops.
[bump]
Blonde Haliyan: A SNEAK ATTACK?!!
Keith: Sorry, I was trying to find the BBQ. Hey?
poor Myan, probably so uncomfortable watching these girls hit on her dad, 😂
Nah. In fact it’s the opposite.
“Breaking news! Man accidentally brings local cult to chaos with clumsy, accidental seduction.”
“Breaking news! Man accidentally brings local cult to chaos with clumsy, accidental seduction.”
Hermmm, her face beneath the mask looks… just a little like maybe she wore one for a reason…
Nothing wrong with her face. If anything else, their masks will protect their faces when fighting.
Critical Hit!
Keith is earning a reputation of being a badass mofo.
Who knew just eating can be badass?
Why does the mask shatter?
Sheer emotional overload, notice the male/female ratio at that table and by extension the whole village. Now if they have what would be a normal distribution of heterosexuals in our world that would mean that about 80% of the inhabitants are about to expire from lack of male companionship, 15% are happy as/with clams (pun intended) and the last 5% could go either way but would prefer a guy.
Yeah that preferences/sexuality ratio sounds about right! I don’t have a specific number in mind on the amount of Haliyans and how many of them are males… but the males are of course very few.
Comedy + that anime/manga trope of glasses breaking when surprised
Keith is going to put his mask back on at some point and wonder why everyone around him has fainted.
If he left the mask on, who knows if he would’ve been seduced or not!