Back again from an impromptu video game binge. Curse youuuu Steam for FTL and and Valkyria Chronicles!!

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Keith: ... So, um...

Cashier: S-s-sorrryy!!

Keith: Nah, it's fine.

Keith: I just hope my cat doesn't lose another eye, am I right?
Cashier: ........
Keith: O-o-or else... eyepatch...but but pirates!.. "Arr!"
Both: ............................................